Funny but True
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Will Rogers I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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Charles De Gaulle I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
George Bernard Shaw Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
E. B. White Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Mogens Jallbert In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism it’s your count that votes.
Groucho Marx Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Sir Winston Churchill Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
Eugene McCarthy Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.
Ronald Reagan Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot, And suppose you were a member of Congress, But I repeat myself.
Henry A. Kissinger Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Gracie Allen A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.